初二 英语笑话加翻译
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A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
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He Won 他赢了
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
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How do you make that out? [你是怎样算出来的?]
Teacher:Tell me ,my little friend , how much do five and one make?(No answer)[老师问:告诉我,我的小朋友们,5加1等于多少?(没有回答)]
Teacher:Suppose I give you five rabbits and then another rabbit , how many rabbits will you have?[老师说:如果我给你5 只兔子然后再给你一只,你将有几只兔子?]
Child:Seven.[孩子答:七只.]
Teacher:Seven! How do you make that out?[老师说:七只!你是怎样算出来的?]
Chirld:I have one rabbit at home alreay.[小孩答:我已经有一只兔子在家里.]
其实不算好笑!!
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LONG LONG AGO ,THERE IS A MAN .ONE DAY HE STOOD IN FRONT OF A BOOK SHELF.HE FOUND THERE IS SO MANY LOUGHED BOOKS.THEN HE READ THEM.THEN HE LOGHED AND LOUGHED .THEN HE DIED OF LOUGHING .
这是一则很有个性的笑话,我喜欢~~
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A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？”
The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞，感到很奇怪，于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你？”
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter what you can't eat me !"
鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物，所以，你无论如何也不能吃了我！”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you !
老虎听完笑着说：“呵呵，那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked : " why ?"
鹿说：“为什么？”
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said
“因为我是国家一级动物！”老虎得意地说。
